Shia LaBeouf Slap Video: Sorry All Around

Video of a seemingly wasted Shia LaBeouf goading a friend into slapping him by using the f-word (no, the other f-word) at a house party has spread across the Internet.

Naturally, the star of Indiana Jones is now playing sissy and attempting to do damage control.

The sudden pansy’s rep explained to E! News, “The videotape that is currently being circulated is several years old and captures Shia playing a game among friends in which he uses a derogatory word toward a friend…. [Shia] regrets having used the word in any capacity and is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone.”

Of course, it’s all fun and games until some butch top pulls out the big guns and calls his bitch-slapper “sugartits.”

That’s when the feelings really get hurt.