Victoria Beckham Dresses Down for Disneyland

Wait, what’s going on here? Victoria Beckham is out in public, and not only is she not dressed in a skirt that looks as if it was fashioned from two washcloths, but she’s walking around in baggy jeans? Oh, the horror!

In a shocking sartorial turnaround, Vicky appeared to be wearing hubby David’s pants, as the couple treated Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz to a seven-hour Disneyland visit on Wednesday.

Maybe she’s just trying to camouflage her knobby knees. Or perhaps security personnel at the Anaheim, California, theme park requested she wear bulky attire, so she could be more easily located if her microscopic ass got separated from her group.