Tipsy Naomi Campbell Has Trust Issues

UPDATE: It was all a GAME! Got that, folks—she was just fooling. In response to photos that whipped around the Web showing Naomi Campbell pretty much passing out in the street, her agent now says, “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms.”

The beleaguered supermodel is due for sentencing on her Heathrow Airport incident on June 20, and falling down drunk sure wouldn’t go over well with the magistrates. Good thing the matter’s all been cleared up…eh?

Quick-fisted supermodel Naomi Campbell’s reputation of losing her temper and lashing out physically at those around her is legendary. Refreshing, then, that new pictures of her with her boyfriend Marcus Elias have popped up, proving to the world that a tipsy Naomi is a submissive Naomi.

Maybe things wouldn’t have gone awry during her Heathrow Airport incident if they served drinks on the plane and in security.

Campbell recently underwent surgery reportedly in order to bear children. The long-limbed Brit said, “Now I can have a child. I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready.”

Why not? She’d probably be an award-winning parent, based on the criteria for what constitutes a “good” celebrity mom. Click into the gallery at right to see Naomi’s excellent adventures…