Amy Winehouse: Drug Smuggling Genius

Amy Winehouse Full of Grace? Let’s hope not.

The Back to Black singer was seen leaving her London home on Thursday sporting a giant mass of hair.

It’s as if the tired rat’s nest she’s been carting around for the past few years had been given an infusion of new life. As if it had been taken over by the Donald Trump of rat real-estate developers and turned into a shining new rat condominium capable of housing two hundred robust rat families.

Or there may be a simpler explanation.

Amy Winehouse has the ongoing task of mollifying her incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.

Despite being a whiny drug-addled stick man who can’t even keep off dope while locked away, Blake seems hell-bent on beating the crap out of all the guys his toddling wife has “befriended” during his stay at the gray bar.

Perhaps Amy intends to use her mountain of hair during her next visitation hours to distract her hubby from any further dastardly conspiracies.

Or she could hope to hide a brick of heroin and a bar of chocolate in there.

But seriously, the only drug Amy should be smuggling in that mop of hers is some really potent birth control. You know, the good shit.