Britney Spears and K-Fed Do Vegas—Separately

Sorry, folks, if you’ve been waiting for a Britney Spears-Kevin Federline reunion, you’ll have to settle for the near-miss that occurred this weekend in Las Vegas.

According to OK! magazine, the recovering pop psychopath spent an afternoon at Siegfried & Roy’s Secret Garden and Dolphin Habitat, where she “swam side-by-side with the dolphins in a private pool.”

The singer bought a plush lion and tiger at the gift shop afterward. Presents for her sons back home or something to rip to shreds during her next mental breakdown? Time will tell.

Meanwhile, Federline held court at Privé Nightclub at the Planet Hollywood Casino to receive his much anticipated Father of the Year award.

Too bad the kids couldn’t be there to share dad’s honor with him.