Princess Eugenie Flashes Her Royal Flesh

When the sun sets on the British empire, certain members of its royal family apparently like to get loaded and strip down in public.

The Duke and Duchess of York have been scandalized by reports that their youngest daughter, Princess Eugenie, was recently found sozzled and frolicking naked with friends on the campus of her school, Marlborough College, reports the Sun.

The 18-year-old and her pals “had been drinking, possibly in a local pub, and decided to let their hair down,” according to one pupil. At approximately midnight, the student continues, “they stripped off and started prancing about.”

Unfortunately, the daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson—who’s sixth in line to the throne—got a little too rowdy with her friends, and their delighted squeals attracted the attention of college staff members.

“They had to quickly pick up their clothes and hotfoot it inside,” noted the pupil. “It’s the talk of the college.”

Eugenie received a stiff reprimand from school officials and has been prohibited from spending weekends on the campus. Which really seems a shame; this is just the sort of playful behavior that could liven up the royal family’s stodgy image.

Unless Prince Charles starts pulling this crap, of course.