Ashlee Simpson: Number 427 with a Bullet

Ashlee Simpson: Number 427 with a Bullet-photo

Guess Ashlee Simpson got knocked up for no good reason.

Despite the obvious publicity benefits of a high-profile wedding and drawn-out pregnancy rumors, Ash's newest album, Bittersweet World, has sold a paltry 95,612 copies.

No, that's not in one day. Or just the sales in Guam. That's worldwide. Since its April 22 release.

Simpson's last album, I Am Me, moved 220,000 units in its first week of release.

Hey, wait a minute! Could it possibly be that Ashlee canceled her tour for reasons other than her impending delivery? Shocking!

On the plus side, Simpson can now concentrate on more pressing issues. Like installing an electrified, barbed-wire fence around her home to prevent Papa Joe from snatching her kid and pitching it to the networks for its own reality show.

Without cutting Ashlee in for a piece of the deal.



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  • hwoodgrrl

    LOL hipsanica

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  • hispanicatthedisco

    Her new album makes a great drink coaster.

  • dancingqueen

    i liked her newest album!

  • n33n

    Maybe she should attempt proving herself as a performer.. we all know that the studio can create her into an artist, but shes yet to re-prove herself singing live

  • missamericandream

    Well, her last album sold well because she had the reality show leading up to it. Maybe Papa Joe was on to something??