Paris: “How Much Is That Doggy In the Window?”

Is it unfair to say Paris Hilton has gone to the dogs? Yes. Give the animals a break. Not even dogs want anything to do with her at this point.

Page Six reports that the XXX superstar attempted to buy a Yorkie at the Los Angeles Puppy Store, and was denied. According to the source, Hilton wanted the nano-dog as a prop in a photo shoot “so it would look cuter.”

A store employee took a long look at the wonky blonde and refused to sell. (That employee’s ASPCA Lifetime Achievement medal is in the mail.)

Hilton, who many canine experts believe is half bitch herself, went “ballistic,” screaming, “I want my baby! I love my puppies!”

But Paris’ famously lost chihuahua, Tinkerbell, might beg to differ.

The girl’s so bad with animals that KFC should consider putting her under contract as a consultant.