Sarah Larson Preps for World Domination

Looks like the Foundation for the Preservation of George Clooney’s Ex-Girlfriends won’t have to cut an emergency check for Sarah Larson anytime soon.

Despite earlier reports that Larson was descending into a hellish spiral of existential despair following her split with Clooney last month, the cocktail waitress has landed a modeling gig with Von Dutch and Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier, says E! Online.

“I just shot [the campaign] a few days ago,” Larson says. “The shoot was sexy and feminine. It was a lot of fun.”

Sounds great! She’ll show cast-aside women worldwide that getting kicked to the curb doesn’t have to mean looking like you just crawled out of the gutter.