Idol Images: Top 10 New Love Prospects for Paula Abdul

With the recent tragic news of kooky American Idol judge Paula Abdul’s breakup with J.T. Torregiani, a void has emerged in Hollywood.

No, not the void between Paula’s ears, the void in Paula’s heart. That empty hole needs to be filled immediately, before she tries to plug it with intoxicating substances and becomes dangerously unstable.

It’ll take a special person to balance Abdul’s volatile charms. Click through the Top 10 at right, and count down to the AI curiosity’s best possible next partner.