Matthew McConaughey: Well, That Didn’t Take Long

Celebuzz | June 18, 2008 - 11:45 am

Dad-to-be Matthew McConaughey apparently didn’t get the memo: Pregnancy is supposed to subject the mother to wild mood swings and radical physical transformation.

Girlfriend Camila Alves is ready to drop his kid, and Matt is caught by Star in San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua, acting the drunken fool in a local bar. Pie-eyed, groping chicks—the whole deal.

“He was putting the make on every woman in his path,” says the mag’s source, “throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.

“After he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. He mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’ “

Awesome. Forget about baby needing a new pair of shoes. Daddy can’t even keep track of his during a lecherous bender in a foreign country.

Keep up the good work, Matty, and this guy goes home empty-handed next year.