Mel B: They Don’t Call Her Scary Spice for Nothing

Note to Eddie Murphy: Do NOT leave your woman when she’s pregnant. It just always come back to bite you in the butt.

Now, some 14 months after the birth of his and Melanie Brown’s daughter, Angel Iris Murphy Brown, the scariest of the Spice Girls is exacting her revenge in the form of a song on her upcoming CD.

“The working title is ‘Beverly Hills Cock,’ ” she tells Britain’s New! magazine, “because that’s what he is.  He never bothers with his daughter.  I mean, what kind of man is that?”

A man who wants the hell out, that’s who.

The lyrics are being kept close to Mel’s D-cup, but it’s safe to assume Eddie’s lawyers are raring to get a crack at them.

‘Cause, scorned woman or not, there’s no money like the money won from a slander suit.