Naomi Campbell’s Hair Retreats and Surrenders

It’s been a steady decline since Naomi Campbell got busted in Heathrow Airport for lashing out at airport staff. As if the woman didn’t have enough baggage, now she has to worry about a receding hairline.

Stepping out of Cipriani restaurant in Mayfair last night, Naomi accidentally pushed back her wig, exposing a gross expanse of forehead underneath.

According to the Daily Mail, the appalled catwalk strutter “started shouting and ran back inside.”

Campbell waited a few minutes, then tried to disguise her exit by hiding behind a group of friends. Once she made it to her car, Naomi just slumped down in her seat.

Erratic behavior is nothing new for Naomi. The model was recently spotted falling on her ass drunk engaging in trust games with her friends.

But if it’s her hair that’s causing her so much public humiliation, she should just shave it all off. If she’s lucky, she’ll end up on this list.