Paris Hilton Chokes Back Double Wedding Rumors

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Paris Hilton is denying rumors that she will be marrying her boyfriend Benji Madden in a nightmarish double-wedding scenario where her best friend, Nicole Richie, stands beside her marrying Benji's twin, Joel.

"No, I think we both would want to have separate weddings," Paris said in an interview with E!'s Ryan Seacrest.

Paris, who has been dating Good Charlotte's Igor-esque second banana for several months now, is considering being a copycat mother.

"Harlow has really just changed [Nicole's] life," spouts Paris. "And I love kids, so I can't wait to have one one day."

Call out the National Guard! And the CDC! Please help children with their oxygen masks before applying your own!

The Madden brothers appeared on Seacrest's show the day after Paris, and simpered about their love for The Simple Life stars.

Hilton's boy Benji noted that he "looks up" to brother Joel's relationship with Richie, and that "they're the coolest family" he's ever seen.

Uh, it's his brother, and his brother's kid. Isn't that his family, too?



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  • bawwow

    paris would love having a little mini-me barbie to dress up

  • gossipguy

    the day paris has a kid, the world has ended. she isn't even allowed a new puppy.

  • gorillasayz

    Does anyone else find it disturbing how they are all connected to each other that way? You would think they'd branch out a little in the world we call slutty-wood.

  • katie999

    LOL nicole is gonna be so sick of paris if that happens

  • notobsessed

    A double wedding would be nice. A double wedding made into a reality tv show would be super amazing. A reality show were they get married and divorced in 1 episode would be even better

  • ballier88

    Man...I feel for those dogs