The Beckham Bulge Is Back!

You know you want it. And David Beckham wants you to have it. His pelvis, that is, because nothing comes between him and his Emporio Armani boxer briefs.

With the collective consciousness still reeling from the first phase of Beckham’s Armani soft-porn promos, a new campaign kicks off today. The yummy shots are being unveiled by soccer’s richest stud himself at Macy’s in San Francisco. 

Oh, how those City by the Bay boys are gonna be lining up in the shadow of that building-size mural!

So, without further ado, David Beckham and his pecs and bulge and rock and roll…