Heidi and Spencer: Gunning for Success

Heidi Montag, number one with a bullet? How about several thousand bullets?

As reported earlier this week, Hills villains Montag and Spencer Pratt visited the Martin B. Retting gun store in Culver City, California, to exercise their right to bear arms. Now In Touch Weekly claims the pair dropped more than $10,000 on lethal force!

Speidi’s reported gun cache includes two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close-quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle.

But wait, there’s a perfectly good explanation, says a friend. “Spencer does have a few enemies. He’s alienated a lot of people now that he’s rich and famous.”

Hmmm, this could get weird. Pratt has already admitted that he’s “trying to take over the world.” Now he’s loading up on weapons and imagining that he’s surrounded by foes?

That combination tends to end in a blazing standoff with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.