‘Gossip Girl’ Hotties Heat Up the Hamptons

The cast of Gossip Girl is back at work filming in the Hamptons.

In an alternate universe, their socialite characters are vacationing at an upper-crust summer destination.

And in both these worlds, the young males compete to attract mates by engaging in a skin-baring standoff.

In one corner, Penn Badgley’s no-fuss character Dan Humphrey flashes his shirtlessness from beneath his hair-and-makeup cape (a few points deducted for wearing a cape).

In the other, Ed Westwick’s prep school villain, Chuck Bass, flaunts his legs and buttocks in a lifting and separating pair of short-shorts.

Because we live in a democratic society, people have the right to vote for which stag is their favorite GG dream buck.

You lucky public, you.