Kristen Johnston’s Skeleton Chic

Looking for the real skinny on Kristen Johnston? Take a gander at the above-right photo. Though you might need a microscope to see her.

Johnston, best known as Sally Solomon from mid-’90s sitcom 3rd Rock From the Sun, turned up for a screening of Blinders—a documentary about the cruelty of the horse-drawn carriage industry—in New York yesterday, looking like a fraction of her former self.

The way-past-willowy actress has reportedly lost approximately 60 pounds in the past year and a half. After suffering a burst ulcer in December 2006, she reevaluated her diet and cut out the booze.

Kudos on your discipline, Kristen, but seriously; consider having a double cheeseburger and rum and Coke once in a while. If you get any healthier, you’ll be able to cut glass with your knees.

Tags: Skinny