Lindsay Lohan Certainly Isn’t Knocked Up

Lindsay Lohan cooled down on the Los Angeles set of her last-ditch attempt to stay cinematically relevant—Labor Pains. Here she is lifting her shirt and exposing her bare midriff to the elements.

Labor Pains is the story of an office worker (Lohan) who feigns pregnancy to coerce her evil boss into letting her keep her job.

The Meryl Streep of her generation has been uncharacteristically behaved on the set. She’s been on time, seemingly sober and not banged in “sick” at all. Maybe it’s from having her let’s be friends partner Samantha Ronson constantly on the premises. DJ Sammy seems to ground her.

Lohan is also swathed in her customary pair of leggings. Those things need a good washing. She’s been stewing in them for the last three years.