Shauna Sand(paper) Skin

Doing a quick mirror check, Shauna Sand makes sure her “trademark” glow is bright enough to stand out from the sea of Los Angeles bottle blondes.

This ex of Renegade star Lorenzo Lamas optimistically accessorizes with a snakeskin purse, hoping that her sun-weathered skin appears fresh and dewy in comparison.

The blonde’s fried tresses frame her orange face with engineered precision. If only she would form her mouth into an inviting “O,” evoking the ever classy image of a blow-up doll!

Oh, wait…there it is!

The effect is uncanny. Almost as if Marilyn Monroe had come back to life. And put on an ill-fitting Shauna Sand costume.