Lindsay Lohan Gets Mouthy

Lindsay Lohan Gets Mouthy-photo

Volatile actress Lindsay Lohan and her strictly platonic gal-pal Samantha Ronson braved the brutal Southern California heat this weekend to chow down at a burger stand, no doubt famished after not spending the night having sweaty, passionate lesbian sex involving a ball-gag and needle-nose pliers.

While devouring her meal, Lindsay displayed a talent unknown to the world at large until now: The ability to unhinge her jaw like a snake preparing to swallow a wharf rat whole.

Sam has gone on record as denying any sexual relations between her and LiLo.

Frankly, after seeing these photos, it's time for her to 'fess up. There's no shame in dating a girl with this kind of mouthing skill.

 

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  • notobsessed
    notobsessed

    yummy, where are they eating?

  • hwoodgrrl
    hwoodgrrl

    She looks ridiculous in those shoes with that outfit

  • mraniston
    mraniston

    At least shes eating something. Who knows if she goes and throws it up after.

  • bawwow
    bawwow

    I would hate people watching me eat all the time