Lindsay Lohan Gets Mouthy

By: Celebuzz / June 23, 2008

Volatile actress Lindsay Lohan and her strictly platonic gal-pal Samantha Ronson braved the brutal Southern California heat this weekend to chow down at a burger stand, no doubt famished after not spending the night having sweaty, passionate lesbian sex involving a ball-gag and needle-nose pliers.

While devouring her meal, Lindsay displayed a talent unknown to the world at large until now: The ability to unhinge her jaw like a snake preparing to swallow a wharf rat whole.

Sam has gone on record as denying any sexual relations between her and LiLo.

Frankly, after seeing these photos, it’s time for her to ‘fess up. There’s no shame in dating a girl with this kind of mouthing skill.