Pink's Malibu Mystery Man

Pink's Malibu Mystery Man-photo

Those of you who've been lying awake nights, wondering if Pink will ever rebound from her failed marriage to motocross racer Carey Hart, can now rest easily.

Ms. M!ssundaztood was spotted in the scenic hamlet of Malibu, brazenly canoodling with a stocky, bearded gent in broad daylight. 

Either that, or the guy nearly drowned in the surf, and Pink dragged him ashore and administered CPR. Which wouldn't be surprising. The singer has been known to rush into burning buildings to save complete strangers' pets. She also has a reputation for negotiating hostage situations without even being asked. She's one of America's least-appreciated heroes.

Naw; these two are totally doing it. They would have rutted right there in the parking lot in front of God and everybody if it hadn't been for the intrusive presence of the paps' cameras.



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  • Pinkylu Raidaz Johnson
    Pinkylu Raidaz Johnson

    Let me straighten all of the rumors as I knew her before her fame ... the guy in the picture is Matthew Epps, her former bodyguard and long time friend who recently passed away from brain cancer ... there was also a Mike in her life, an ex boyfriend who is also still a friend of hers and a very close friend of Matt ... Matthew and Mike are from Philadelphia ... What's wrong with people laughing in a picture and why do they have to be having affairs ... calm the hell down ... Matthew was like a son to me and everyone loved him ... R.I.P. Matthew Epps

  • Angellatrevi Matthilde Maggira
    Angellatrevi Matthilde Maggira

    who cares...p!nk rocks anyways her music inspires me and so many people carry on p!nk & im sure youll be a great mam

  • Angellatrevi Matthilde Maggira
    Angellatrevi Matthilde Maggira

    Who cares- she annoys the crap outta me now thats someone that has nooo music taste

  • Moonwashedrose735

    This Is Mike Epps I believe his name is. He was her bodygaurd and longtime friend in the "Can't take me home" era. They were friends long before he was her bodyguard. And they probably did this A) because they hadnt seen each other in a while and were having fun. or B) to get the paps going. We all know P!nk hates the paps, but loves to have fun!

  • ratatouille

    word on various Pink fan sites is this is just Pinks bodyguard from the era of her "Can't Take Me Home" album .. just from these pix, it really does kinda look more like Pink has bumped into him .. and is happy to see him, and is saying a warm hello :)

  • christyjolie

    she has a penis

  • ballier88

    dude, thats totally suge knight.

  • jharv

    Yeah, because her type has a vagina.

  • katie999

    he doesn't seem like he'd be her type..

  • bawwow

    Who cares- she annoys the crap outta me

  • notobsessed

    great taste, pink