The Two Coreys: Rape Confession Video

In episode one from the second season of The Two Coreys, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman play the “who drops the bigger bombshell” game.
The session starts with sanctimonious Corey “I’m Slightly Better Than You Because I’m Clean and Married to a Chick with a Huge Fake Rack” Feldman threatening to “destroy” Haim verbally.
Haim comes out swinging with quick admissions that he’s a cutter (not in the fun emo way) and was raped when he was 14 by someone with whom Feldman still maintains contact.

Not to be outdone, Corey F. shoots back that he was being “molested” at the time himself. And so maybe…one rape cancels out the other?

Both Lost Boys sound like they’ve been sipping too hard on the Jesus Juice.
No wonder Victoria Beckham had such a hard time seducing Haim. She should have bent him over a chair, put on a monkey suit and called herself Bubbles.