Wedding Tips from Kate Moss: Don’t Invite Supermodels
This isn’t to say that the bride wasn’t fresh-faced and radiant during her special moment. In fact, Leah Wood was glowing with joy on the day of her union to Jack MacDonald.
However, when a woman is planning the most memorable day of her life, it’s a bad idea to invite a supermodel to the nuptials. On top of the fact that supermodels are prone to violent outbursts and sexual impropriety, there is always the distinct possibility that a supermodel will, to put it indelicately, look hotter than the bride.
In addition to outshining Leah with her international good looks, Kate Moss showed up five minutes after the bride. The dearly beloved gave her a round of applause.
People, this is why hideous bridesmaid dresses were invented.