Heidi Montag: You’ll Wish You Were Born Without Ears

Slap in the face to popular music Heidi Montag has a new single: “Fashion.” It defies belief. It sounds like it was recorded in one of those booths at the boardwalk where drunken sailors make their own kareoke videos with passing hookers.

From the opening screech of “hey!”, every attempt at recording-studio sweetening bounces off this girl like subtlety bounces off her boyfriend Spencer Pratt.

There’s also something very wrong with this pinhead singing about high-end fashion labels when she dresses like this.

You can listen to this travesty here. You’ve been warned

The Hills are alive, with the sound of a bloodcurdling hyena yelp masquerading as pop music.