Larry Birkhead Buys Anna Nicole's Undies for Baby

Larry Birkhead Buys Anna Nicole's Undies for Baby-photo

Larry Birkhead is a sentimental guy. In a totally creepy way.

The ex-boyfriend of deceased professional bimbo Anna Nicole Smith and biological father to Smith's daughter Dannielynn reportedly spent nearly $3,000 buying Smith's lingerie at an auction on Saturday. Birkhead plans to give the sexy time garments to Dannielynn as a keepsake.

Us Magazine
reports that Birkhead ponied up for a $1,800 pink bustier and a $1,000 white negligee worn by Smith during a Playboy shoot.

"I have a lot of history I have to put together that [Dannielynn] doesn't really know about," Birkhead explains. "Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career."

Haven't you ever heard of photo albums, Larry? Or home movies? Why don't you just give the one-year-old her mother's old diaphragm to play with?

Hey, how about Anna Nicole's prescription bottles? Dannielynn can use them as rattles!

It's a good thing that Dannielynn was named sole heir to Smith's estate. The kid's going to need every penny of it for therapy.

 

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