Miranda Kerr: In Full Bloom

Swashbuckler Orlando Bloom and Aussie girlfriend Miranda Kerr, splashing around in the Canary Islands on a vacation from Bloom’s two-year break between films, hit the Gran Hotel Residencia’s pool over the weekend.

Victoria’s Secret Angel model Kerr teased poolside patrons by tossing off her bikini top. Shortly after, Orlando followed suit…or, rather, suit-lessness.

Orlando’s a Bhuddist, and the two clothes-shy sunbathers surely meditated and had several religious experiences over the weekend before Bloom reached Kerr’s Nirvana.

Orlando’s next flick, “New York, I Love You,” isn’t out till sometime next year. Sweet! That’s six more months of buck-nekkid vacation time away!