Anne Hathaway: A Portrait in Mourning

Celebuzz / June 25, 2008

Love dies hard for Anne Hathaway.

The Devil Wears Prada trophy recently ditched her longtime boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri—who was shortly thereafter arrested on 12 counts relating to a swindling scheme.

And then things got bad for Follieri.

The New York Daily News reports that the alleged con man was hospitalized after suffering an alleged health crisis while incarcerated, possibly related to an alleged sinus infection. Or perhaps the opiates that he tested positive for at arrest.

It’s inspirational to see that loyalty lives on in Anne. She has donned this somber dress of mourning in case Raffaello’s situation takes a turn for the worse, and she has to rush off to his funeral.

There’s something to be said for loyalty to an ex, but seriously, Anne; cheer up a little.

If you keep frowning like that, you’ll wrinkle, which might make it harder to find a new man. Whenever your heart heals and you’re ready to love again, that is.