Cristiano Ronaldo: Soccer’s Highest Scorer?

Posh and Becks are suddenly a little tired.

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo and his girlfriend, Spanish model Nereida Gallardo, were captured on the beach in Sardinia, Italy, recently—and boy do they make a lovely couple.

For the 95 percent of Americans who’ve never heard of soccer, Ronaldo plays for Manchester United and the Portuguese national team.

And Gallardo…well, she looks like this. Are any other credentials necessary?

She sure receives the seal of approval from former flame Pedro Campane. The soccer agent told British newspaper the Sun, “We slept together the first night we met. It wasn’t difficult persuading her…She liked doing everything in every position…Nereida doesn’t know much about football, but she knows lots about men—and how to please them.”

But then, in Victoria Beckham’s defense, she has those knobby knees going for her. So, it all evens out in the end, right?