Is Kim Kardashian's Cleavage a Road Hazard?

Is Kim Kardashian's Cleavage a Road Hazard?-photo

As of July 1, talking on a handheld cell phone while driving will be illegal in California, but perhaps lawmakers should have concerned themselves with a far greater menace to road safety: Kim Kardashian's cleavage.

Just look at these pictures of Kim as she makes her way to her Bentley in Los Angeles. Mind's starting to wander, isn't it? You're probably having trouble even paying attention to these words.

Now imagine being confronted by this sight while trying to navigate 3,000 pounds of steel down the street. Scary, huh?

Worse yet, Kim's chest represents a potential hazard of international proportions.

If you must walk around like that, Kim, at least consider counteracting your breasts' distracting qualities by painting "Slow Down" on them. You owe the public at least that much. 

Okay, time to regain focus with this video of Kim discussing her relationship with Reggie Bush and the future of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. At least the little temptress stays reasonably covered up in it.



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  • Dolce

    Bitch please!!! He is actually talented you are not!!! The only reason the paparazzi follows you is because they want to f*ck your ass!!At least he is not desperate for attention!

  • Dolce

    Get over it!! Its just some stupid boobs!!

  • jharv

    She's way cooler when she's getting her forehead peed on.

  • hwoodgrrl

    ::yawn:: wake me up when there's a new sex tape. seriously, do something interesting. the show needs some more spice

  • noah

    ::yawn:: wake me up when there's a new sex tape.

  • sexytractor

    Im so jealous of her! Why cant I be famous for having a sex tape.

  • mesocorny

    I want a ride in Kim's B...entley ;)

  • mraniston

    She is gorgeous!

  • neverneverland

    truck drivers are just perverted

  • rforrumor

    no thanks, i'd rather not look

  • thepeephole

    can she get any more perfect?