Is Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage a Road Hazard?
As of July 1, talking on a handheld cell phone while driving will be illegal in California, but perhaps lawmakers should have concerned themselves with a far greater menace to road safety: Kim Kardashian’s cleavage.
Just look at these pictures of Kim as she makes her way to her Bentley in Los Angeles. Mind’s starting to wander, isn’t it? You’re probably having trouble even paying attention to these words.
Now imagine being confronted by this sight while trying to navigate 3,000 pounds of steel down the street. Scary, huh?
Worse yet, Kim’s chest represents a potential hazard of international proportions.
If you must walk around like that, Kim, at least consider counteracting your breasts’ distracting qualities by painting “Slow Down” on them. You owe the public at least that much.
Okay, time to regain focus with this video of Kim discussing her relationship with Reggie Bush and the future of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. At least the little temptress stays reasonably covered up in it.