Oprah Winfrey Is All Cleaned Out

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Oprah Winfrey has completed her 21-day vegan detox and says she feels "awakened." It's probably delusions from malnutrition.

"I want some wine. Bordeaux 82. Just one glass at sunset, almost broke down and had a glass. I didn't," Winfrey wrote in her blog.

Oprah, who has the benefit of top chefs working in her home, whipping up things for her every whim, ate meals created from the vegetables in her garden.

"Main meal was a large baked potato with sautéed onions, herbs and olive oil. And fresh green salad with avocado and tomato, lemon, garlic and olive oil," she wrote.

The media maven was inspired to fast—if that's what she calls eating baked potatoes and avacado—by a book called Quantum Wellness by Kathy Freston.

"This has been exactly what we intended: enlightening. I will forever be a more cautious and conscious eater."

And then she closed her laptop and hauled ass to BK for a Whopper. Let's be real.

 

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  • xoxojaniepie
    xoxojaniepie

    she'll be the next queen latifah

  • noah
    noah

    If Oprah can get enlightened from going Vegan then I'm next to God-like after all that delicious veal last night. Mmmm... baby cow.

  • imjustbeingkylie
    imjustbeingkylie

    I wanna do a cleanse diet!! for reals!

  • hwoodgrrl
    hwoodgrrl

    She looks great! Good for her!

  • thrudawire
    thrudawire

    I wanna try it. Gonna shed some lbs for my speedo

  • missamericandream
    missamericandream

    She's always been a yo-yo dieter. It can't be healthy for her.

  • gossipguy
    gossipguy

    she's so effing overdramatic.. geez a loo

  • allsportsfan
    allsportsfan

    I think this is a lie.