Paris and Benji Play the Match Game

Just as pets and their owners begin to resemble each other over time, so do celebrity couples.

Witness Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, who stepped out for an evening at L.A.’s Crown Bar. Paris looked slightly more elegant than usual in a black getup that screamed, “Look at my cleavage!”—in a dignified way, of course.

Benji sported a freshly shorn noggin that needed only a nipple painted on top to star in its own sex tape.

Looking good, kids! Way to coordinate. And Benj, you just might make this list yet.

The only question is, which would be more fun to rub: Hilton’s hiked-up hills or Benji’s bald bulb?