Verne Troyer’s Sex Tape

Remember when the littlest star, Verne Troyer, was living in the Surreal Life house, got drunk and peed in a corner of the living room? Yeah, well, if you think that image was disturbing, you really, really don’t want to read any further.

This video features the star of Austin Powers growing a few extra inches with his ex-girlfriend at their apartment. According to TMZ, Kevin Blatt, the man behind the One Night in Paris deal, is brokering a $100,000 offer from SugarDVD for distribution rights of the Mini-Me porno.

Um, that’s hot?

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