Kelly Osbourne Finds a Guy Less Manly Than Her

Following in the footsteps of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, Kelly Osbourne made her way out to London hotspot Bungalow 8 last night, accompanied by her boyfriend, Luke Worrell, in matching sunglasses. But more intriguing than the couple’s coordinated eyewear is Luke’s startling resemblance to a certain lesbian DJ.

So many questions, so few non-unsettling answers. Does Kel harbor a crush on Lindsay Lohan’s BFF Samantha Ronson? And what of the unknown, leather-clad pretty boy who was hanging thisclose to the couple during their night out? What role does he play in all of this?

He doesn’t look like the bodyguard type (unless he has some seriously fierce vogueing skills).

Osbourne’s wardrobe assistant, maybe?

Or perhaps there’s a more salacious explanation. Kelly’s a whole lotta woman to handle, but two spindly fops just might be up to the task.