McConaughey Gets Rolled Like a Drunk in the Gutter
It's looking more and more like Matthew McConaughey should have stayed home with pregnant girlfriend Camila Alves instead of partying down in Nicaragua earlier this month.
According to Star magazine, after getting pie-eyed, girl-groping drunk at San Juan del Sur's Iguana Bar, Matt got ripped off for $2,000 and his BlackBerry.
The source claims "Matt was so out of it when they reached the resort that the two guys had to carry him to his villa. They used his key, took him inside and put him to bed, then left—but they left the door unlocked."
Presumably, someone then snuck into his villa and made off with the goods as Matt slept off his bender.
The source further revealed, "Matt didn't report it to the local authorities. I guess he just considered it a lesson learned."
Yeah, sure. Or more likely, he didn't want it to get out that, after striking out with the chicks at the Iguana, he sought the services of a professional, who made off with Matt's cash and BlackBerry as he drunkenly sobbed, "I swear, this has never happened to me before."
Because if he really was ripped off by a bandido, he'd definitely have his gang of surfer bodyguards on the case.