David Archuleta: Celebrity Haiku #1

David Archuleta: Celebrity Haiku #1-photo

Dad always at side
Scaring potential conquests
From puckering up

 

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  • archuleta1718
    archuleta1718

    u know what im sick of this person rite above me that keeps trashing archie!!!!!!! IF U DONT FRICKIN LIKE HIM THEN SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    Keep your hands like that And someday they just might hold Kristy Cook's talents

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    You and Clay Aiken Have the same situation It will pass—for you

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    "David, you're a stud" At least that's what his Alf doll Keeps telling the lad

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    Kissed a girl? Not yet Simon Cowell, though? Signs point to yes He told half the truth

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    Hairdo like a chimp That's what ails this lonely boy Not a clingy dad

  • buzzbuddy
    buzzbuddy

    I can't believe he hasn't kissed a girl with his hearthrob status. He's totally lying to get the parent fanbase. His dad is totally running the show.

  • pictureperfect
    pictureperfect

    His little baby teeth would probably get in the way.

  • thepeephole
    thepeephole

    haiku's are so cool! now i want to write one. maybe i'll come back when i think of one and post it here.

  • spiderpig
    spiderpig

    THAT'S AWESOME HAHAHA