Posh Responds to Corey Haim’s Diss-and-Tell

Is that Posh Spice’s shadow lurking behind her? Oh, wait, it’s just Victoria Beckham’s BFF of the moment, fellow British beauty Kate Beckinsale.

Perhaps Kate is trying to convince her stick-thin friend to pose as her stunt booty. It doesn’t get much smaller than Victoria’s. The Spice Girl’s about two lunges away from her rear end no longer existing.

Now, Vicky’s responding to Corey Haim dragging skeletons out of the closet (pun totally intended) and rehashing their short-lived 1995 romance. For starters, they never had sex.

Mrs. Beckham told OK!, “In actual fact, he didn’t seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss.” Hmmm, that sounds familiar.

The wife of international soccer star David Beckham reflected on her puppy love and said, “Looking back, it’s hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan.”

As disappointed as Corey might be to hear that, he’s got bigger problems to work out with his therapist at the moment.