Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Are Birthing a Boy

Papa Joe Simpson is pissed. He could have made some money off of this bit of info. is reporting that a rep of the extremely mouthy baby-goods shop Petit Tresor has claimed that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are having a boy.

The source claims that Ash and Pete filled out a baby registry last month and that “everything is in blue.” Don’t put too much stake in that, Pete is known for mixing his gender roles and having a fairly fluid sexuality.

But Ashlee and Pete also bought a baby t-shirt with the word Hunk emblazoned on it. Unless they’re bringing a female bodybuilder into the world, that kind of spells it out.

This is not the first time that someone from Petit Tresor has spilled a celebrity couple’s baby business. In May, an angry Tom Cruise reportedly had a cease-and-desist letter sent to the shop when they leaked details about the reported $400,000 he spent on daughter Suri in the high-end boutique.

These guys won’t have any celeb infants left to clothe if they keep this up. They’re damn lucky that Cruise’s Xenu minions haven’t space-lasered the place to the ground.