Brangelina Twins Birth Frenzy!
The last time there was this much anticipation for a birth, a trio of guys rode camels through the desert bearing gifts.
According to multiple reports, Angelina Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann, will be holding a press conference this afternoon.
About what, it’s not sure, but it will be baby-related.
Jolie checked into the Lenval hospital on the French Riviera this morning, and baby daddy Brad Pitt rushed to her side carrying a couple of kids shortly thereafter, sparking mass speculation that the stork is finally ready to touch down.
At this point, it would really suck if Jolie showed up at the press conference, squatted down, dropped a watermelon from between her legs and bellowed, “You’ve been punked!”
UPDATE: Mon dieu! The French special delivery of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s all-American twins is still a no-go. “She still has at least two or three weeks…and she’ll most certainly be staying in the hospital until after she gives birth,” obstetrician Michel Sussmann said to the gathered throngs.
“Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have asked us to let you know that she’s very well. It isn’t an emergency, it’s completely planned. We’re not talking about a premature birth.”
As for having to stay put for the final lap of the pregnancy race, guess Ang is taking it well. “She’s a very good patient,” the doc said.
Odds are she’s appreciating the rest.