Scarlett Johansson’s Not Big on Monogamy

Good news, everybody! Scarlett Johansson might be getting married, but she’s not necessarily taken.

The plump-lipped, plumper-breasted Lost in Translation beauty recently dished to Cosmopolitan about her philosophy on faithfulness.

“I don’t think it’s a natural instinct for human beings,” she says, “and I don’t think a lot of people can do it.”

Huh? Maybe her intriguing theory was the source of the recent screaming match she and fiancé Ryan Reynolds had on the streets of Boston. Scar.Jo was probably just explaining to her hubby-to-be why it would be okay to take on the New England Patriots’ starting lineup.

The monogamy-is-freaky manifesto isn’t the only science she dropped on Cosmo. She also apparently doesn’t consider herself hot. “I don’t normally think about being sexy,” she admits. “I think, ‘Do I look presentable? Do I look sane?’ “

Outstanding! A gorgeous woman who downplays monogamy, has low expectations and isn’t opposed to swapping spit with other chicks.

No wonder Barack Obama’s been emailing her lately. He probably wants her as a running mate—at the top of the ticket.