‘High School Musical’: Packing for College?

High School Musical fans can remove those razor blades from their wrists: If Disney has its way, High School Musical 3: Senior Year won’t be the last they’ll see of Troy, Gabriella and the gang.

The National Enquirer reports that Mouse Inc. is dangling huge amounts of cash in front of Zac Efron’s and Vanessa Hudgens in hopes they’ll sign on for yet another sequel. The fourth installment would chronicle the kids’ freshman year of college, reportedly at separate universities.

Ah, long-distance college relationships. Drowning your loneliness in shot after shot of Jägermeister. Sending your boyfriend nude pictures of yourself, hoping his eye doesn’t wander during your absence.

Hmmm, someone’s been doing a little advance research. Oh, Hudgie Bear, you’re such a pro…or something that rhymes with pro, anyway.