Jake Gyllenhaal, Expert Sword-Gripper

Hey, look; it’s Oscar-nominated actor and gay fave Jake Gyllenhaal, looking fierce as he whips a sword around atop a magnificent white stallion.

Gyllenhaal was supposedly training for the upcoming big-screen video-game adaptation Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, but he was probably working off the aggression he’s accumulated since moving in with his girlfriend, Reese Witherspoon.

The shack-up has no doubt spurred drastic changes in the guy’s lifestyle. A lot of changes.