Mario Lopez: No Date With ‘Playgirl’

Sorry, Mario Lopez fans—you won’t be seeing his little Slater flapping around in the pages of Playgirl anytime soon.

The stealth manscaper and public dispenser of sweet, sticky treats has reportedly rejected a $200,000 offer to appear naked in the skin mag.

“It’s not something for me at the moment,” the star graciously responded.

Well, sure; he has enough on his plate at the moment, what with hosting MTV’s America’s Best Dance Crew and not having sex with Karina Smirnoff.

Besides, stripping down and waving your junk at a primarily gay male audience, all for the sake of a few more dollars? Why mix business and pleasure?