This Just In: Halle Berry Is Way Hot

Sorry, Tyra Banks, Michelle Obama and Alicia Keys. You’re sexy, but Halle Berry rules you all.

The Monster’s Ball actress has been crowned the “Sexiest Black Woman Alive” by TV One Access, which is apparently dedicated to dividing beauty along racial barriers.

Berry beat out the above and 12 other babes of color for the distinction. Wonder if those new-mom orbs pushed her up a few rungs?

The full results of the competition will be broadcast as Countdown: The 16 Sexiest Black Women Alive by the cable network on the Sunday after July 4. The program will be cohosted by Jamal Munnerlyn and Tatyana Ali.

Producers are gathering buckets and tarps to collect the tears overflowing from Halle’s acceptance speech.

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