Barack Obama and John McCain: Celebrity Haiku #2

A company that makes custom action figures has created not only a John McCain figure, but also a “beach bum” Barack Obama. Both have pumped up muscles full of haiku inspiration.

President striptease
Exaggerated biceps
May the hot doll win

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