J. Lo’s Twins Get Early Diva Training

It’s never too early to expose children to the finer things in life, especially if their mom is notoriously fickle singer-actress Jennifer Lopez.

Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony trotted their five-month-old twins, Emme Marbiel Muñiz and Max David Muñiz, to Portofino, Italy, last week, where they hung out with famed fashion designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana.

The merry crew spent a few days luxuriating on the Dolce & Gabbana yacht, taking relaxing dips in the Mediterranean Sea by day and enjoying Portofino’s nightlife (with the kids in care of their nanny) after sundown. (And some people think being fancy is serving macaroni and potato salad at their July 4th barbecues.)

The tykes demanded a nursery decorated entirely in white and baby bottles filled with room-temperature Evian water before they would agree to take part in the trip.

Not really. But wait until they can talk.