Kim Kardashian Toilet-Paper Scandal!

Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner can definitely spare a square.

Kim Kardashian reports on her blog,, that her parents’ Calabasas estate was recently assailed by pranksters who were getting some early practice for Halloween.

“My mom and Bruce woke up to their house covered in toilet paper!!!” the shapely Keeping Up With the Kardashians star writes. “I strongly suspect it was done by people who know or are connected to the family.”

Connected to the family? Is Kim suggesting that this TP’ing was Mob-related?

Wow; the mafia’s really gone soft lately. Kinda like a quilted roll of Cottonelle…