Lindsay’s ‘Labor Pains’: The Fake Bump Watch Is On!

A brisk, forceful wind blew against Lindsay Lohan’s dress while she traipsed across the set of Labor Pains, but no baby bump was visible…yet!

Or is it?

Of course, Lindsay’s future bump-to-be will be double fake (unless there’s something about Samantha Ronson we don’t know about)—she’s only playing a character in a film who pretends to be pregnant.

Alas, for now stick with Matthew and Camila or Nicole and Keith for your celeb baby fix.

Check back frequently for Lindsay’s expanding bundle of faux joy, and other occurances of pure fantasy concocted by Hollywood magic, such as her making out with guys!