‘The Bachelorette’: And the Winner Is…

Everybody can finally exhale now, and flags can be raised to full-staff again. The winner of The Bachelorette has been chosen!

The lovely and fickle DeAnna Pappas fingered professional snowboarder Jesse Csincsak as the guy she likes best during last night’s season finale of the ABC series, tossing aside accountant Jason Mesnik like last decade’s tax records.

And really, who could blame her? Clearly, Pappas isn’t cut out for the straight-and-narrow life. This girl craves the action-packed thrills that an extreme-sports pro can provide. Perhaps Jesse can even teach her that trying to bodyboard while reading isn’t a particularly good idea.