Christie Brinkley Divorce Settlement Reached

Well, it was sleazy while it lasted.

The admissions of infidelity with a teenage employee. Hush money to cover up said infidelity. A $3,000-a-month Internet porn habit.

Alas, it’s all come to an abrupt end; former model Christie Brinkley has reached a divorce settlement with her ex-husband, Peter Cook.

While bad news for scandal junkies, Brinkley, for one, is relieved. “It really is the death of a marriage, but it’s also I think a new start for all of us and I’m very pleased with the results today,” Brinkley announced to People magazine.

The settlement awards Brinkley sole custody of the couple’s two children, Jack, 13, and ten-year-old Sailor. She’ll also retain all 18 of the couple’s Hamptons properties.

Cook’s not entirely S.O.L., though; in addition to receiving “parenting time” with the kids, he’ll bank $2.1 million from his ex-wife.

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